Are people seriously trying to act like Rand Paul gives a shit about civil liberties?

@mtfiii @ramondestroys @chaosthemonster @accbiggz I think you just rule 34'd #TeamQuixie ....ew.

@ramondestroys FOR YOUR HEALTH! pic.twitter.com/g2LgwnfV

Anytime I see Chuck Liddell now, I expect him to bust out a Dr, Steve Brule-style "For your health!" to go with his blank stare.. #ufc

@rsxsr It'll just be 3 or 4 big jokes with tons of setup, and he'll mess up at least half of them.

@youranonnews Atheism is a belief like not collecting stamps is a hobby. Nice try.

Watching middle-aged rural white women watching Boys N the Hood in class today is every bit as entertaining as watching the movie itself.

FUCK @joerogan. RT @bloodyelbow: #UFC announcer Joe Rogan goes off on Fallon Fox, transgendered WMMA fighter  http://sbn.to/115stUk 

@ramondestroys I think Nick Diaz has ALL the issues.

@andymcclave Jarvis Cocker's in a pub somewhere fronting the world's best Kinks cover band..

@andymcclave Oddly enough, Radiohead's career turns out exactly the same...

@andymcclave "Is it wrong not to always be glad?" ".....Yeah...yeah, it is. I feel better now." *retires*

@ramondestroys Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

I think some people forgot that Okami's an elite MW, and Belcher isn't.

Wouldn't thanking God you survived a tornado be like thanking someone for calling an ambulance after they beat you half to death?

@chaosthemonster @tattooedg33k The cat's not strapped to the helicopter...it IS the helicopter. Much more entertaining.

@accbiggz whaT aRe you implying, exacTly?

@jamiekilstein  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1CvTlQSrYY …

Pretty sure that I don't feel as strongly about _anything_ as @blackzag05 does about tater tots. #teamquixie

@accbiggz @rsxsr It's cheap, edible, and open 24 hours. You take the bad with the good. :)