@stinestregen der et også morgenmår, huemår, krølmår, pandemår og den festlige lejligheder; opsat-mår

If I was to have a tramp stamp, it should be of a mistletoe, so people could kiss my ass. #ICanDoIdioticFacebookMe

Sometimes life seems random & cookies

I'm told that the new Twilight movie is going to be fangtastic. But I don't think I want a stake in it... *ZING*

Do you feel: 1) not at all fly like a G6, 2) almost fly like a G6, 3) fly like a G6, 4) a bit flier than a G6, 5) a lot flier than a G6 ?

Before mapping the human genome, science has the responsibility to map the amount of ways you can skin a cat. It's too unspecific as of now

Questionnaires, because that's the way I poll

This sunrise would be beautiful to watch, if it wasn't for my insomnia making me want to beat a pony with a tire iron

There are 2 types of prime numbers. One that only has itself & 1 as divisors, and then the other which is a number of the highest quality

@lisarahmat Justin Timberlake was actually planning to, but accidentally he brought Sexy back instead. Much like explorers of yore

@jimmycarr ok, what about instead of juice you gather the pulp and squeeze it together in a solid spheric form. Perhaps w/a protective shell

@roryalbanese people, who eat dicks on trains, are bananas.

@meganamram even worse: the Venn diaphragm.

Neil Armstrong dies & Snooki is in labour. If Snooki's child is the reincarnation of Neil Armstrong, then the universe has a sense of humour

Every time I use the Find Friends feature in an app it tells me to go fuck myself. I shouldn't have set my phone's language to Harsh Reality

“@toomuchnick: I want to hurt a tambourine.” oh noes, quick everybody hide @tambourinesam !!! #TheDayTheMusicDiedOrMisogyny

I'm on Team Grow-The-Fuck-Up #Twilight #BreakingDawn :-)

A morning shower is the closest I come to a time machine. But instead of showing me a glorious future, I'm just made 10 minutes late

Part of me hopes that there were both blood & sperm banks, deemed to big to fail, who received government deposits in the bailout

I want to make a radio controlled wall clock that has a ? after each number. So you can know when it's exactly perhaps 6?