@ritamartini's (Lea Lawson) most faved Tweets...
Facebook just told me to keep in touch my with family. Wouldn't me turning off the computer achieve this? Also, has facebook met my
family?
family?
Best call rejection autotext ever: "The zombies have taken over the campus. I'm busy kicking ass and copopulating. Please call back later."
The spiders know I'm scared-they congregated above bathroom door 2 prevent escape. I showed them: flamboyantly exiting with arms a-flailing.
Everyone knows that you must declare on Twitter that you're going to bed at least three times before you actually do.
To the hens he was no longer the egg man.
He was the walrus.
Someone had put hallucinogens in the chick feed.
He was the walrus.
Someone had put hallucinogens in the chick feed.
I saw the open web awards advertising "last day for noms" and I freaked out on behalf of my stomach and the lolcat population.
#ProTip: If a francophone asks you if you'd like some pain it's not a threat, pain = bread. Double check before you insta-right hook.
"We are sorry, but all downloading slots for your country are busy." Well, shit. Is every Australian DLing crap off-peak? *glares .. grins*
Well a little less mad now coz the iPod tried to autocorrect "cylon" as "cylinder" lol. I would have accepted "toaster".
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I just realised I make a lot of fire-related threats. Is it still acceptable to blame the leprechaun for this?
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lololol, I live that the iPod suggested "faceplate" when I tried to type "facepalm". How many people actually faceplate? :P
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