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About to start watching War Horse. The phrase "Throw your boobs in the air if you want some Cumberloving" springs to mind.
I half expected Dobby to say "I'm a free... BITCH, BABY." Glad he said elf. #RIP #DeathlyHallows
Don't patronise me; I went to the Sunday Times Independent Secondary School of the Year 2010/11 AND 2003/4.
I'm happy for people who love to wear gilets. Their weather has come.
"Yeah. [No; I have huge crush on you.]"
"Yes! [*screams internally*]"
And tiny little macaroons disposed of too OH GOD THE HUMANITY
Nothing like your brother's boyfriend walking unexpectedly through the door for the first time to make you stop crying, eh guys? Guys..?
I hope all these fracking protesters are using all the opportunities afforded by the word 'fracking' to the fullest on their placards.
🎶 You're not gonna cry in the library! Don't cry in the library! Seriously don't do that la la la la there aren't even any tissues 🎶
Sometimes I just sit and think about how much T.S. Eliot liked cats and then I worry that nobody will ever like me that much.