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About to start watching War Horse. The phrase "Throw your boobs in the air if you want some Cumberloving" springs to mind.
I half expected Dobby to say "I'm a free... BITCH, BABY." Glad he said elf. #RIP #DeathlyHallows
My first experience of homoerotic subtext was realising the song "I Don't Dance" in High School Musical is really about having sex with men.
My first experience of teenage angst was the bit where Zac Efron hits his own reflection in High School Musical 2.
My mum thinks Emeli Sandé is two different people.
A high point of the history trip: when the teacher who has been sharing his drinks and singing karaoke with you asks "Am I inappropriate?"
"Tomorrow is a new beginning. Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow." – Romney.
"Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday." – Rebecca Black.
I LOVE EVERYBODY IN THIS BAR
My grandma and my mum are talking about 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' CODE RED ABORT ABORT
Meeting fellow cat ladies at the vets. Ah, this is the life.
Pluralising "Buck's Fizz" is hard enough when sober, but veritably tricky having had plural Buck's Fizzes.
That tweet looks like spam but it's not. I promise it's me. Cats. See?
Rizzo and Kenickie were the first couple I ever wanted to be.
Snackspot.org.uk is the funniest/saddest website I've ever hurt muscles laughing at. "Spotted Spearmint Mentos at local Budgens (Eastcot)!"
Researching 'Crusha' vs. 'Robinson's Squash For Milk' with my roomie. "Peachy-Banana is top class," says a commenter on a blog.