With apologies to @gruber, here is a Translation from Bullshit to English of the Google Chrome Blink Developer FAQ.

 http://prng.net/blink-faq.html 

Why the network cable is unplugged from my console.

http://t.co/DnxyHK9

(h/t @svs)

This is a baby musk ox. I suggest you save this for when you need it later.

 http://i.imgur.com/Lkiuj.jpg 

Unable to shake the growing impression @marcoarment's entire career has been an elaborate viral promo to eventually sell premium coffee.

Capybara snuggling cat. Internet closed for the rest of today. pic.twitter.com/5D4Mxbh2fU

Best Siri answer ever:

http://t.co/WWqQdd7O

In my imagination, @mattgemmell and @fraserspeirs live together in a giant castle in Scotland, drink whisky and fight crime.

I fear what will happen if @asymco ever decides to use his superpowers for evil instead of good.

@teh_aimee "We don't allow FTL neutrinos here", said the barman. A neutrino walks into a bar.

Christchurch resident @polarbearfarm is doing a walking tour of Christchurch and putting the photos on Twitter. I suggest following. #eqnz

It's 2010 and I'm still doing XML sit-ups. Thanks, RSS. If I wanted life to suck this much, I'd use Java.

Conspiracy theory: Bitcoin is a social engineering hack to attach a direct financial reward to the rapid computation of SHA-256 hashes.

Anyone surprised by the apparent close association between John McAfee and random gangsters doesn't know how the antivirus business works.

Pro tip: remove stuff you don't use on your Apple TV by disabling access to it in Parental Controls. Makes the icons disappear.

#memoryhole

Reader no longer helps Google to sell advertising, violate your privacy or capture market share for their execrable phones. It dies.

Why I am not going to see the Ender's Game movie.

 http://publicaddress.net/up-front/card-on-the-table/ …

For the first time since yesterday, someone has said something dumb about @marcoarment on the Internet!

"Hmm, dunno what this is for."

rm -rf /library/test/success.html

"Oops."

@juhasaarinen NASA is run by rocket scientists. The Olympics is run by advertisers. :-)

Code refactoring:

http://t.co/W6kuR6lc

(Thanks @saggis).