Just found my first grey pube... to bad it was in my Whopper. :(

Workday Haiku:
I hate this damn job/
It has a very odd smell/
Ass crack and cat food/

Wife and I are ready for @toledowalleye tonight...From Findlay to the Glass city.

Just saw a hobo..WTF??? Oh wait, i was just looking at my reflection in this can of beans.

I don't care what my dog tells me, I do not have bad breath.

Please retweet this....we need votes badly..it takes 10 seconds and helps homeless veterans in Ohio PLEASE HELP  https://apronsinaction.homedepotfoundation.org/ 

Family pictures at noon for 1st time in 10 years then ready for Browns football at 1.

Took 2 Tylenol PM's last night and woke up in my neighbors vagina AGAIN!

@sucittam wait what? So that is unacceptable? No wonder my mom won't cut my hair anymore.

@stoneyeleven @erav30osu @jared_sully0 PLEASE VOTE AND HELP COLUMBUS VETERANS ...PLEASE HELP US  https://apronsinaction.homedepotfoundation.org/?ref=web_canvas&code=AQCXd6wynMV2QKY5s_042ataLakAomsC8X7fZZfHTSbGUFofN6NI2RcbAW04VeCZSj5Xrr8sV90PNq6Vb5sljEDaxfPPRCpqqhyuyuxcVlQh5oRLiKBpZqOVq295pNFViPFWBacam5bQAa4jfaUTCHmvd6zVEq1_J56PTzj6NHcVCcmNiki6RJOnTbBQAY9abLSDGLG_VE_PC7M_H4yyhv88iuWQjVv8E0G4BmEePEXHfE7Wq49nlQPtmvfwlNjulMNEG3IEoBv5Slabkjgoix9oVjc0pwAg_UupTqCz3YK6UbYwlfvEeUrG0wBBf-13HQ0#_=_ …

@rdhjr please retweet that...we are soooo behind to Kentucky and need to get the word out...thank you so much

People in the Buckeye State...please vote for Columbus once a day on facebook... $250, 000 for veterans  https://apronsinaction.homedepotfoundation.org/?ref=search&code=AQCf5E80h_kK0aOfcC_tcw9CYFLqCEPMrvcTrll2fJnm04T18efbsRyJlBnGiFxmNjyiXTBGKb4O1y86x043Alt8eWh2smEhPFVJ_oWiTDH-oMBWqWC30Tj-8-ivOx074xP2u5of6mGeR0eqIT2YJfsqnm4qtTVDRgBfZcKB2exDNJN5Fzk8sB_LS2As1Biu91dG25enY7Bg-hMTzr-tFZGh1etB0MoWxAtTYi2OtjAwwX-QkcpHijv66H2TYchSNaN0LhlrebAOfvsJzu8gP29zHTPtYVfJxWXmAn8UknCb8YC_H7QmYh--N7QgGvRSXMg&fb_source=search#_=_ …

@iameviltebow you are god...I love you

Somewhere Brett Musburger is rubbing one out to Gisselle right now.

@nilsaparker no it shows you that all the honest ones truly did finish last

@clarkekant you're a dick....see ya

@redwithenvy you don't look a day over 40....you're welcome :)

@manginamccool I like to say she gargled it.

@clarkekant agreed although my only real experience is with my own(and the two neighbor guys).shhhh my wife might get upset hearing that.

What a deal!!  http://yfrog.com/gzxghbtj