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The sadness in my eyes was brought to you by P.F. Chang's.
A watched pot never boils when you turned the wrong fucking burner on.
So you're saying you have a life outside of your text conversation with me? I don't understand but I know I don't like it.
Back in Findlay Ohio. Home of nothing.
Accidentally heard the first 15 seconds of a Toby Keith song, now the back of my hair grew 3 inches and my sister looks hot as shit.
Went to the gym this morning. I tried to be sneaky, but I think people could tell I was masturbating on the elliptical.
@joerogan Steven Greer's documentary just got put on the front page of the Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/07/tiny-alien-humanoid-among_n_3017854.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular …
Make sure to check twitter around 2AM MST because that's when the four energy drinks I've had today will finally kick in.
Buffets are still the best option out there when you need a 13,000 calorie lunch that's mostly just Jell-O and pubic hair.
Cereal to milk ratio is not something to be taken lightly.
I wish I had a fraction of your bravery, person who can poop in any public restroom.
I haven't forgotten about Dre.
So glad to hear they found both of the missing hikers. Best news of the day.
they found the two missing hikers ! yayy thank god they are safe 🙏