@gruber Damn it, Gruber. Just stick to talking about sports and politics. Every time you talk about phone attenuation, you're an ass.

Surfin' Safari » Announcing SunSpider 1.0

 https://www.webkit.org/blog/2364/announcing-sunspider-1-0/ …

Basically, the Safari/WebKit team at Apple is awesome. If you’re interested in joining us, get in touch with me.  https://jobs.apple.com/us/search#&ss=safari%20webkit&t=0&so=&pN=0 …

No no no no no no no no no!

I just caught myself reading comments on Hacker News.

No! Bad Ricky. Very bad Ricky.

This sums up my day:

} catch(e) {
console.log("GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!");
console.log(e);
}

I love everything about this. http://t.co/bL7KIHyz

This changes everything. http://t.co/bzsF57pA

Guys, guys. My buddy @codykrieger is **the man**. http://t.co/KBVfFUm7

Loved this on Quora: What makes a good engineering culture? http://t.co/7cJ0zp3g

Some of this applies to non-engineering workplaces, too!

New version of Derp, the silliest app ever, just hit the App Store.  https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/derp/id387635712 …

Guys. I just used PaperKarma to unsubscribe from all of the junk mail the last resident of my apartment used to get!  https://www.paperkarma.com/ 

I loved this film about typography, design, and the work of an inspiring person.

Inge Druckrey: Teaching to See
http://t.co/JWFYKIkn

PayPal: "Password: Your password must contain between 8 and 20 characters. Please enter a shorter password."

You're shitting me.

Textbook time is here again. Please remind your friends to save time, spend less, and forgo stress by using www.getchabooks.com. Thanks! :)

When I asked my dad to email me a reminder to get some lubricant to loosen a rusty screw, I didn’t expect the subject line to be “LUBE”.

How I know I’m tired:
z-index: 1px;

And, of course, I filed a bug!

Always remember to file bugs.

a "console", which is like figuring out where your dog goes during the day by following the trail of droppings.
 http://worrydream.com/LearnableProgramming/ …

a "breakpoint”… is like monitoring traffic on the freeway by setting up a barricade…
 http://worrydream.com/LearnableProgramming/ …

Huh.

“My wife is having an affair with a government executive. His role is… a demonstration of American leadership.”  http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/15/magazine/a-message-from-beyond.html …