Skirata the red nosed Mando
Raised some very Shiny Clones
And if you ever saw them
You're lucky if they only broke your bones.
#SithmasCarol

Ok #Occupy protestors, here's the deal; if EVEN ONE of you goes to a Black Friday sale, your entire movement means nothing.

I would pay good money to buy my kids a #StarWars See 'n Say. (the Taun taun says...)

'Twas the night before Sithmas & all through the void;
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse droid. @scadam_skirata

My kids would be so angry/jealous if they knew I was eating their pixy stix @ 12:37am.

@sithwisdom Ppl never understand, realizing that peace is a lie is the first step to breaking the chains of war holding back mankind.

@h0tmessbarbie I'd rather kiss a Wookiee! #starwarscandyheartrejects

Is this the real life? Is this Sci-Fantasy? Owned by an insect, on a planet called Tatooine... #AStarWarsRhapsody @scadam_skirata

@bieberholics What exactly do God, Jesus & this Beiber fellow have in common? Have I missed a disciple? Is THAT who he is? @mandal0re

@sithwisdom Living with the knowledge that peace is a lie does not make one violent, just less inclined to tolerate ignorance. #SithThoughts

@celestialphenyx And what, pray tell, is your problem w "a specific place"? I happen to be from a specific place... I love a specific place.

@juanvmartinez @mandal0re I considered listening to @ladygaga once but decided to shove a soldering iron in my urethra instead. No regrets.

@queendarkside Fuck. Guys, move the cameras. We're filming in the bedroom today, evidently.

@corden_maximus Double shot each time you think you've identified Scorch, Niner, Sev , Atin, or Fi. Triple if you think you spot Ordo.

A cave on Hoth
The snow is glistenin
Wampa screams
His arm is missin
beautiful sight
Sleepin outside
Jedi n a winter wondrland
#SithmasCarol

West Tatooinia, born & raised, on the moisture farm's where I spent most of my days. Chillin..., shooting some womprats.. #StarWarsTvThemes

A very special shout out to @generalgrevious this morning. Truly a man's man, a friend to all, & the best sex therapist on twitter!

Wasn't it Mary TODD Lincoln that bitched so much about going to the theater it cost our entire nation an icon? #WarOnTodds

@scadam_skirata And the Mandolorian in the back says everyone attack & it turned into a ballroom blitz.

Damnit @scadam_skirata I'm gonna be thinking of this stuff all morning now. See what you started!? Mandalore cares, just not about my sanity