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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    If the devil was smart he would have challenged someone in a state less likely to have good fiddle players.... Like Rhode Island or Utah.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    I have a black belt in leather

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    These generic frosted flakes are ooooooookay.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    It doesn’t matter how many bible verses you post on the Facebook it’s not going to wash away our memory of you being a whore in high school

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    Whatever happened to vodka flavored vodka?

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  • roadkill3x
      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    My wife was such a cock block at the bar last night.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    I don't get out of the shower to pee..... in fact sometimes I pee in the shower even if I'm not in it.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    Hey young lady, talking like a whore will only get you so far on here...... eventually you're going to have to say something funny.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    You better check yourself before it autocorrects it's self.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    On twitter someone says they shit their pants or just jacked off, you follow them...... in real life you back the fuck away.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    I just caught my shadow doing that jerk off motion thing while I was explaining Twitter / Favstar to my wife.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    Your kid's kids are going to laugh their asses off at the pics you took of yourself in the mirror.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    Tonight on Facebook - Nobody can wait for the weekend.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil.

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  • roadkill3x
      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    I found a vibrating flash light in my wife's underwear drawer but I can't figure out where the bulb is.

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      Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x

    Hey guy with no shirt on in his avi....... you're stepping in douche bag

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