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There is nothing on this earth I'd rather see less than whatever the fuck it is you just think you have to show me on your cell phone
ATTENTION! Would the Owner Of A Broken Heart move it immediately...... you are parked in a tow away zone.
What if one day, all the people that don't like favstar anymore would just shut the fuck up about it & not bitch about it or people that do?
If Drew Brees can't play any better than he is tonight...... that thing on his face isn't going to get a street named after it.
In case I forgot to tell you, thanks for favoriting all my retweets you guys
I feel like my mom trying to turn on her computer every time I try to watch one of those god damned Instagram videos
My signature dance move is "man walking through a cobweb"
Last nice day we're going to have before it gets nasty so I'm finally taking down our 2012 Christmas decorations
It's the day after thanksgiving & I had Dairy Queen for lunch because I'm trying to quit cold turkey
It doesn't like to be called Black Friday anymore..... it's African American Friday now
The only thing less predictable than your herpes flaring up again is when will the McRib will come back
LOL at my nephew that thought we were all going to sit here & watch him play fucking video games instead of football
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