Next year @david_lynch should host. No opening. It starts abruptly in the middle. Backwards-talking midgets. Best Picture isn't revealed.

Hey Congress/@barackobama: This was Times Sq tonight: http://t.co/o1ketyzk - @nasa inspires us, brings us together. Fund the hell out of it.

See, this is why @nasa deserves more than the tiny tiny sliver of our tax money it's currently getting. Less war, more space awesomeness.

Bootleg quality, but if you can't wait for the rad NSFW Dragon Tattoo trailer w/@trent_reznor music: http://bit.ly/ihGXZW - via @ninhotline

So it seems the FBI shut down MegaUpload: http://t.co/sjCnRWD3 - Who needs #SOPA when the feds can already take down sites w/o due process?

This guy wins Halloween: Aliens Powerloader costume with his baby daughter:  http://i.imgur.com/0Mh6G.jpg  - via @wilw @mikeyface

It's not just you: Instagram, Netflix, and Pinterest are all down thanks to a huge storm in Virginia: http://t.co/SyeMibnR v/ @shortformblog

FYI, right-wingers: Planned Parenthood is the most effective organization ever in the world at PREVENTING abortions: http://t.co/01E3KjVM

The collective eye-rolling of everyone in California is probably moving the earth more than the east coast #earthquake.

The #Christchurch Cathedral before: http://twitpic.com/42e3tb and after today's earthquake: http://twitpic.com/42e3le #nzeq

Ugh, Facebook is acquiring Instagram for $1 billion. Can't wait to see vintage-tinted photos of old girlfriends' Farmville crops.

Wait, what? RT @slashdot: FBI Releases Document Confirming Roswell UFO http://bit.ly/gQ37xA

If I'm required to "like" you on Facebook in order to see your content, be amazed at how quickly I give zero fucks about your content.

Not funny anymore: @theonion article from 2001 accidentally predicted the future, in chilling detail: http://onion.com/9hCDWI - via @reddit

Did Romney really just say that his answer to AK-47 killings is “More people should get married”? Mind. Blown.

Happy birthday to The Legend of Zelda, released 25 years ago today! It had a huge impact on me as a kid. http://instagr.am/p/Bwf0O/ #zelda25

I had no idea there was a @starwars easter egg in Raiders of the Lost Ark (kind of hard to see, but it's Leia/R2/3PO): http://bit.ly/mivVLg

Ha, I love that our @nineinchnails Pirate Bay link is on the front page of @reddit today: http://t.co/zJ6F9XXa

+100 for Christian Bale, who is currently in Aurora visiting victims of the #theatershooting: http://t.co/QnOXwveo

I bet most of these people who don't know who Neil Armstrong is could name at least two Kardashians. https://t.co/vJot9fNE