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"The Simpsons" is going to have Assange as a guest? Meh, "Off the Hook" did it.
The Internet is being too depressing tonight, so I'm watching a VHS tape of last night's Internet instead.
Today's anti-Bieber kids think they have it rough. My generation had New Kids on the Block, who were basically FIVE SYNCHRONIZED BIEBERS.
Now that everyone's got barcode readers on their phones, has anyone looked into secretly encoding stuff in striped clothing?
My girlfriend introduced me to #TheHungerGames, I got her into #MaxHeadroom, last night it was #TheWarriors. Romance fueled by dystopianism!
Wow. The first time I mention my Tumblr and the site goes down for an entire evening. I'm just going to go ahead and take credit for that.