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I already see a lot of myself in my two-year old daughter: self-centeredness; illiteracy; "hit or miss" potty skills.
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Fashion question: If I'm wearing a black tux with a red bow tie and cummerbund, what color backpack should I wear?
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The Venn diagram of "classic car collectors" and "guys I'd rather not hang out with" is pretty much a circle.
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If my name was Joy, I'd cry constantly and say, "These are tears of Joy!" Then I'd up and move to a new city and do the whole schtick again
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Can anyone recommend a good kind of pie that would go well with sitting alone and crying in a bath tub?
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Hey cat lovers: what would you say to building a separate Internet where you can all hang out and trade pics and stories!?
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One day I'll tell my grandkids how it sometimes would take me a whole yoga class to think up a tweet.
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If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I'd probably choose the dead person. I just hate talking to people.
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When you "assume," you make an ass out of "ume," who is probably some sort of anime character. I don't know.
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I'm getting sick and tired of living in my own castle and tutoring all these actresses in math and swimming.
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I think my spirit animal might be the seagull. We're both loud, white, and like to hang out at the dump.
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