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What's up, Teens? Why so slouchy?!?
I'm not very good at Math because I'm colour-blind. -- my typical excuse for everything I suck at.
Work washrooms should have a designated sink for those who brush their teeth, rinse out their lunch containers (wtf?)...oh, and talkers.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickleback.
I don't wear tight clothes because I'm gay. I wear tight clothes because I'm fat.
"I forgot my password. Please send me a new one"
-- Me, on a daily basis.
Happy PRIDE Ottawa!
The joy of seeing an email from someone you really like. The horror of seeing the dawning task of having to reply in over 140 characters.
Brussel sprouts, gummi bears, raisins; I should not be left to pack my own lunch.
Thanks to Smartphones, men no longer know how to pee standing up.
These vegetables aren't suppressing my appetite for chocolate!
There really is no discrete way to opens a can of soda.
So, once I become a "bear" (gay term) I hope there are still some rusted out vans left on the used market for me to cruise and smoke cigars
Apple will fix their Maps and release it as iPhone 5s.
I'm booked for iPhone 10, that will be sold by Samsung and called a Galaxy phone.
Hey Radio, enough with the Gotye. I'd like it now to be just a song that we used to know.
Nicky Minaj is slowly turning into Judy Jetson.
What's the plural of y'all?
Anyone know a guy who can airbrush on denim?
...asking for a friend.