Really enjoying the novelty of watching likeable, talented people on TV on a Saturday night.

Ken Clarke deserves to be sacked. Not seriously sacked, just sacked.

Just out of The Dark Knight Rises. Can't quite believe Nolan's audacity. It's astounding - outstanding even - and as cold as polished steel.

This is the worst-written article I've ever read in the Telegraph. It's brilliant. @michaelpdeacon on Dan Brown:  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10049454/Dont-make-fun-of-renowned-Dan-Brown.html …

Hazel Irvine and Huw Edwards each have 206 tabs open on Wikipedia right now. Trevor Nelson's playing Moshi Monsters.

WE ARE ALL GETTING DRRIUUUUNKk

A 23-year-long game of tig. Two immediate thoughts: 1) What a lovely story 2) for Adam Sandler to ruin.  http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323375204578269991660836834.html?mod=wsj_share_tweet … via @jackseale

Here's my full account of the moment the News of the World was closed.
http://t.co/EJ1EbAd

The worst review you may ever read: MT @katbrown82: Christ alive RT @bellamackie @helenlewis http://t.co/ytGq8ZkE

You're all welcome. RT @fino76: @robbiereviews
Robbie, on behalf of everyone - I’d just like to thank you. pic.twitter.com/vhlkLNCna3

A friend was asked to appear on #10oclocklive. Producers asked if he'd be happy to hold some 'outrageous views' they'd pre-prepared for him.

Been moaning about 'plot holes' in Prometheus? Great! In 30 years you may well look like an idiot. Blogpost by me: http://t.co/h9i1lg6J

Our genius TV critic Ian Hyland's verdict on SATC2: "This year's worst release since the BP oil spill, with just as many f***ed-up birds."

Charlize Theron's face during Seth MacFarlane's 'We Saw Your Boobs' song. pic.twitter.com/zgnE34g8qY

Great piece on this in today's STimes. Twitter needs to address MT @themichaelmoran:
Another celebrity Twitter hate mob http://t.co/i8kzaF5a

If you watch THE LORD OF THE RINGS backwards it's about a midget who moonwalks all the way across New Zealand so he can propose to a wizard.

This is too perfect. Roger Ebert's final film review has just been published. It's Terrence Malick's To The Wonder.  http://rogerebert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130406/REVIEWS/130409984/1023 …

Quentin Tarantino on stage for Q&A after Django Unchained screening - says he fancies doing "a 1930s gangster movie" next.

Morning everyone! I had such a strange dream last night that the News of the World had closed down and I was completely and utterly fucked!

Wand Erection are a CLASS ACT. My favourite band members are Cheeky Erection and Awkward Erection. #xfactor