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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.
Nipple squirrel ham
Hey kids, spelling is important. Look! The difference between won and one: Great Britain have just won gold. Australia have just one gold.
Craig David was meant to be there. But he chills on Sundays. #olympics
Just got to the cinema to see Taken 2. £9 for a ticket £4 for a drink,£4 pick and mix. The only thing that's been Taken so far is the piss.
To everyone getting your GCSE results, just remember that pitbull rhymed kodak with kodak and he's a millionaire, don't lose faith!
QPR are now the only team in the Premier League to have both goalkeepers named after salads. #fact
#BestFootballChants he's scholseys midfield partner, he's never seen a barber, his grandad bombed pearl harbour SHINGI KAGAWAAAAAAA
Michael Owen worried about the reception he'll receive at Anfield?
Don't worry Micky, the dug-outs are WiFi enabled.
Made a childhood dream a reality.31 Ex hartlepool,Stockport,Hereford footballer.Dad of 2 boys,current captain of Whitby town.full time sports coach.