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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, "people."

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    If your response to calls for gun control is “Should we get rid of cars too?” the answer is, for you, yes. You should not have a gun or car.

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    I was considering voting for @mittromney, but then I remembered I ENTERED THE WORLD THROUGH A VAGINA.

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    "Ha ha ha! Terrific!" - Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: “Holy shit that was amazing!”
    COMMENTATOR: “Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself.”

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    THE HOBBIT IS 14 HuRS LONG DESPITE WHAT THE ADS SAY THEY WONT LET US LEAVE MY WIFE WETTED HERSELF WE’RE ALL CREYING DOORS LOCKED FROM OUTSID

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    What a fucking embarrassing clown of a person you’d have to be to oppose gay marriage.

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    Guns don’t kill people. People who say “Guns don’t kill people” kill people. With guns.

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    Which Mumford is the dad?

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    .@charmin my daughter was killed by a bear yesterday when she tried to offer it toilet paper you son of a bitch

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    If I were a woman, when I encountered sexism I’d be like “BRB, I’m gonna go *MAKE A HUMAN* IN MY BODY LIKE A MAGICAL GOD, YOU SAD OAF.”

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    What’s all the fuss about horse meat? Who gives a shit? I’ll eat a horse. I’ll eat your dog. I’ll eat your fucking family.

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    Fucking gonna kill myself over the Justin/Selena breakup. This is so fucked. The world is a toilet at a state fair. God is dead. AIDS.

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    I'm so mad at these refs I'm gonna go to Foot Locker & shit on the floor!

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    Disappointed Obama didn't halt global warming? Then you should definitely punish him by giving Paul Ryan the keys to your daughter's uterus.

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    May I ask everyone who follows me, without exception, to RT this voting info for all 50 states?  http://vote.barackobama.com/en/?choose-state=true 

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    I didn’t “like” The Dark Knight Rises; I JOSEPH GORDON-LOVED IT!

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    As far as I’m concerned, the scariest thing to come out of the Muslim world is algebra.

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    “I was gonna vote for [insert candidate] but after watching the debate I’m going to vote for [that exact same candidate.] - Everyone

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  • robdelaney
      rob delaney @robdelaney

    .@nra You haven’t tweeted in a few days. What’s up?

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