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If your response to calls for gun control is “Should we get rid of cars too?” the answer is, for you, yes. You should not have a gun or car.
First Easter without Zayn :(
Ted Cruz is a bunch of silly putty stuck to the skeleton of a Salem witch trial judge who was killed in a fire lit by his favorite slave.
Wifi at my uncle's funeral is a fucking joke.
As far as I’m concerned, the scariest thing to come out of the Muslim world is algebra.
People make fun of Ben Carson but he did brain surgery on me in 2006 and I'm here to say that potato chimcham luna pop canoe town fimpy.
Racist gun enthusiasts: there could be black people hiding *inside your body* so please fire a gun up your asshole just to be safe.
What’s all the fuss about horse meat? Who gives a shit? I’ll eat a horse. I’ll eat your dog. I’ll eat your fucking family.
"Ha ha ha! Terrific!" - Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen
Germany, relax! They're not Poland.
THE HOBBIT IS 14 HuRS LONG DESPITE WHAT THE ADS SAY THEY WONT LET US LEAVE MY WIFE WETTED HERSELF WE’RE ALL CREYING DOORS LOCKED FROM OUTSID
Do you think Batman ever went over to Catwoman's apartment to hook up but saw a huge turd in her litter box & fucked her twice as hard?
UK • Watch CATASTROPHE on @All4: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/catastrophe US • Watch it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/1SpnBnX @SharonHorgan & I write it.
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