Television is a better place with @bryanfuller on it. If you aren't watching #Hannibal, why even own a TV?

@bigstarband Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me is playing at the Florida Film Festival! Can you help us spread the word?  https://www.facebook.com/events/452839858119526/ …

After a re-watch, #Community really was great tonight, and mostly on a story level. Well done @anniemebane and @sbasilone. Streets ahead ep!

Remember when Amazon just sold books? They've grown so much since then. Pretty soon they'll be trafficking humans too.

@danharmon I like how all the vending machines in last night's ep just say "Buttered Noodles" in the Dreamatorium. That was a nice touch.

What if people loved one another as much as they loved pizza? It would be a beautiful, cheesy world.

When I was 13 I had a crush on the bass player in School of Rock. This is her now:  http://youtu.be/Sqr1D1Sylws 

Next time you think you are cool saying "Fuck the police," just remember today.

Here is a video of Jehovah's witnesses telling deaf people not to masturbate set to 50 Cent's "In Da Club."  http://vimeo.com/53105198# 

@ohceecee don't accidentally leave a sex tape on the camera's memory. cause that happens.

Out of all the shows on the bubble, the one that deserves to be renewed the most clearly is #Enlightened. DO IT, @hbo!

Movie God was my first AOL instant message screen name, so I'm pretty sure Ang Lee just thanked me.

Has anyone made a joke about how the Pope decided to give up being the Pope for Lent?

Mozzarella sticks are heavenly. It's like making out with happiness.

I wanna get Alzheimer's with you #rejectedcandyhearts

Whenever you are feeling inadequate about your life, just remember that Jeff Bridges played a gymnastics coach it Stick It.

@robdelaney Next Thursday you should screencap this and post it on instagram with a #ThrowbackThursday #TBT hashtag.

@neonfiona You could reply "there's a fault in your stars."

Nice try, television advertisement, but if Beyonce drank a Pepsi and then danced like THAT she would throw up.

I'm much more likely to come to your event if you don't send me Facebook event invites.