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I should have known things wouldn't have worked out with the ex-wife. I'm a Sagittarius and she's a bitch
Do pinky swears hold up in court?
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Life is too short to remove thumb drives safely
This is that special time of year when we use those 3 words to show people we care for them.... "Made in China"
I don't understand how we can go to the moon and decode the human genome, but can't delete a printing job from the queue
Mariners are trying out a bold new strategy where any play at first requires you to drop the ball
Start iTunes, wait 30 minutes, then it should be ready to go
My cat smells like corn chips. Please RT
Let's see a show of hands... Who's going to Cinebarre tonight to watch Downton Abbey?
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Down at the Saturday Market they have blackberries the size of squirrel heads
There's a guy at the market making smoothies with cane, as in sugar cane. It's to die for
Sometimes I'm tempted to give up all this social media crap and go to myspace
If they start adding "Sign in with facebook" to the voting machines, I'm going to quit this planet
I move blogs and websites to WordPress http://t.co/02FBIvO049 and generally try to make the web a better place. I'm a friendly little nerd.