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Twitter Unfounded Relationship Disorder (or TURD) is a phenomenon by which users believe themselves to actually be friends with celebrities.
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I can't believe tomorrow is already MAR10 Day. Don't forget to put out a plate of mushrooms tonight and decorate your Piranha Plant.
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Sorry I haven't blogged about twittering on Facebook about reblogging my lifestream on my tumblelog more often.
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"Your name?"
"Shropshire Slasher."
"Occupation?"
"Shropshire Slasher."

Gets me every time. http://post.ly/MpTB
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In just one month, four things have made me gone from kind of hating blogging, to enjoying it again: Posterous, MarsEdit, Disqus, & Skitch.
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Are there any words more depressing than "can you get rid of all the whitespace"?
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2010: This One Goes to Eleven
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Who's got three thumbs and is hallucinating after only 2 hours of sleep? This guy right OH GOD SPIDERS
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"Do I click now?"
"Yes."
"With the mouse?"
"Yes."
"Why is it asking me about my credit?"
"That's just an ad."
#techsupport #dad #ohgodohgod
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I really only buy asparagus to make my pee smell funny and so that I never have to pay for elastic bands.
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We're all in this together. Except for you. You're on your own.
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Starbucks. Hipster buying blended drink with whipped cream: embarrassed. Goth kid buying the same: owning it. Point: goth.
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Font Squirrel is great: http://www.fontsquirrel.com/ A free font site that is smartly curated, and not just a horrible mess.
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Done! My favourite art books and comics of 2009: http://drawn.ca/2009/12/08/favourite-comics-and-art-books-of-2009-johns-picks/
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"I can't pay you, I just need help co-developing this children's book."

I can't afford to reply but need him to help co-delete this e-mail.
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So many dust bunnies. I am the Hugh Heffner of dust.
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I smell burnt toast! Oh god, am I having a stroke?

Wait, my toast is burning.
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When ladybugs spread their wings I expect to hear tiny Transformers sound effects. Sometimes natural splendour can be so disappointing.
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Kern! Kern! Kern! (To Every Font There is a Squeezin')
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Sometimes typos yield better ideas than their correct spellings do. Case in point: podcats.
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