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The mayan calender girls are a bit too old.
Wrong time of the month for a egg hunt.
I'm glad Jesus died for us,I love Hot cross buns.
Horse meat burgers taste nice according to a Gallop poll.
Can someone snap Mo Farah's arms off in the new year to stop him doing that stupid mobot.
Hope one of my daughters marries a muslim,so I've got a guaranteed designated driver for christmas get togethers.
That 0.1% germ that the toilet cleaner can't kill must be some hard fucking germ bastard!.
I think now my toilet thinks it's the end of the world.
The British Heart Foundation would have a heart attack if they saw what I did with their charity bags.
Morning stretches done.(Going for a piss with a erection)
Dot Cotton has chelsea buns for eyes.
Not very good at art,guitar,parenting,fitness,drinking etc..ideal for twitter.