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woah did you know if u start metallica's master of puppets exactly 1 min 21 sec into paul blart mall cop the girl i invited over will leave
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture last year play out
sick of these pseudo "hipsters" in their abercrombie & fitch shirts who probly can't even name one abercrombie & fitch album
don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy "the player" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller "the game"
[swipes debit card] *would you like cash back?* yes [gazes at photo in wallet of steve jobs johnny cash & bob hope, whispers] yes i would
i always say "happy holidays" just in case you celebrate toyotathon instead of honda days
football am i right. love that sport. linebacker. ok now that chicks have stopped reading fellas i cut my sack shaving how do stop bleeding
URGENT: IF YOU INSTAGRAM YOUR BALLOT DO NOT USE 1977 FILTER OR YOU WILL CAST VOTE FOR CARTER/MONDALE
i am so confused by the ending of donnie darko. what the FUCK is a "key grip"
i dare you to comment "you two look great" on a picture of three girls today
i sure listen to a lot of wu tang clan for someone who cried during jim & pam's wedding
i like my women like i like my coffee: all over my crotch mere seconds after being picked up at the arby's drive-thru
what if walt goes into witness protection and that's the beginning of..*skims bryan cranston wiki* season 1 episode 14 of power rangers
WAKA, IT'S MARVIN. YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN FLOCKA FLAME.
every time someone posts engagement photos on facebook i can't help but hope that maybe some day i too will own a nice shirt
former nintendo president hiroshi yamauchi died today but someone should blow in him just to make sure
do you realize you could write the most beautiful, profound song of all time and it will cost less to buy than a doritos locos taco