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woah did you know if u start metallica's master of puppets exactly 1 min 21 sec into paul blart mall cop the girl i invited over will leave
don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy "the player" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller "the game"
URGENT: IF YOU INSTAGRAM YOUR BALLOT DO NOT USE 1977 FILTER OR YOU WILL CAST VOTE FOR CARTER/MONDALE
[swipes debit card] *would you like cash back?* yes [gazes at photo in wallet of steve jobs johnny cash & bob hope, whispers] yes i would
sick of these pseudo "hipsters" in their abercrombie & fitch shirts who probly can't even name one abercrombie & fitch album
i like my women like i like my coffee: all over my crotch mere seconds after being picked up at the arby's drive-thru
this weather is so hot i wouldn't be surprised if it told me what a great friend i am
WAKA, IT'S MARVIN. YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN FLOCKA FLAME.
got him! 20 long hours later, but finally got that motherfucker. let that be a lesson to any other ladybugs that come into my room
i always say "happy holidays" just in case you celebrate toyotathon instead of honda days
martin looper king conspiracists speculate mlk was in fact shot by his younger self
it's GWEN STEFANI - RICH GIRL (FEAT. EVE) not GWEN STEFANI - RICH GIRL (FEAT. STEVE)
damn girl u an astronaut? cuz that body is out of this world ;-) also couldnt help but notice u shitting into a bag
hey if ur having an event nowhere near where i live dont forget 2 shoot me a facebook invite
nothing can possibly go wrong this yeaf
YEAH DUDE CAPITALIZE ON A BAKED BEANS RECIPE NOT THE FACT YOU ARE A TALKING DOG
i think at 4 paranormal activitys you can go ahead and call them normal activitys
lol good thing jan brady's older sister wasn't named beetlejuice