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"there's really no way to prevent these school shootings," reports nation that took two weeks to ban four loko
woah did you know if u start metallica's master of puppets exactly 1 min 21 sec into paul blart mall cop the girl i invited over will leave
reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture last year play out
sick of these pseudo "hipsters" in their abercrombie & fitch shirts who probly can't even name one abercrombie & fitch album
[swipes debit card] *would you like cash back?* yes [gazes at photo in wallet of steve jobs johnny cash & bob hope, whispers] yes i would
don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy "the player" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller "the game"
i always say "happy holidays" just in case you celebrate toyotathon instead of honda days
i am so confused by the ending of donnie darko. what the FUCK is a "key grip"