F Bombs > Real Bombs

That's amazing. RT @k_seas: F Lebron Road sign in Mass. http://t.co/KMnlXOgK

Did the Red Sox watch the Bruins game and say "Challenge accepted"?

#dudeguykid on NBC Nightly News! @joegrav @chuckgiuffrida @andy55512000  http://twitpic.com/c1zmw8 

#SocksForDobby

@texas_gal i was thinking (@dear_gravity would like this one) of hurrdurricane

Cam Neely on 98.5, when asked about the "Thank you, Kessel" chants, he said, "I love our fans." #bruins

Hahaha my dad, everyone. RT @rdadmaine: TIE GAME, BITCHES!!!!!11!!1! #Bruins

So if feeling boobs is stealing second base, having boobs rubbed on you is like Soviet Russia: second base steals you.

@realjackedwards You don't need your teeth to play. Put the clock on his absence and see if it beats a glass pane change.

Why couldn't the North Koreans have just kept Dennis Rodman?

Moist

Bahahahahahahabs

Just saw a car buried in 30" of snow in a porn shop parking lot. Outstanding.

Bob Costas tells football fans to turn to NBC Sports Network and what's on? HUNTING. GUNS.

Another example of Apple Maps doing terrible things to bridges: the Piscataqua River Bridge connecting NH and ME http://t.co/JD3RBR6P

I just found out @yankeemeginphl doesn't like @josecanseco and unfollowed her.

"Boston sucks!" My response: "You're in Buffalo. You're in Buffalo." Should be self-explanatory.

We better hear from Air Canada tomorrow. #nohabsno

For those of you thinking about getting camo crocs because no one will see them, I got some bad news for you.