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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    God created everyone equal, then he put a dick on the stupid ones.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    Hey Americans, I dare you to keep making jokes about Canadians, see what fucking happens (nothing will happen, we hate conflicts. Sorry)!

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I’m re-enacting Titanic today, I’m at the part where Rose is naked on the couch eating Corn Flakes and watching Storage Wars.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I'm just your average girl, I love laughing, chocolate, flowers, and I do the jack off hand motion when I tell someone to suck my dick.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I'm not convinced that Red Hot Chili Peppers are using actual words in their songs.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    My brother inlaw’s name is Howie, when he does something stupid I sing “THIS IS HOWIE DO IT” then I punch him in the dick because I hate him

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    Any animal that can lick it's own crotch is what I'm coming back as in my next life.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    Nice try Satan, but your "Taylor Swift" songs aren't fooling me.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn't tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    "He's gonna leave his wife for me!" -dumb whores

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    If I had a dick for a day, I'd just sit around drinking beer and talk about how if I had a vagina and tits, I'd play with myself all day.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I'm not high maintenance, I just need a guy to swirl his tongue in a counter clockwise direction while fingering me at a 37.5 degree angle.

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    StephenBCramer49ersforever21Mirth_QuakeHumor_FetishEldieKayRatBatallionnurseassholeVioletHeathers
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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I’d shake what my mama gave me if I knew how to shake 27 years of verbal abuse.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I don't know why guys love anal. My ass is an exit only. Unless I'm drunk. Or he's rich. Or cute. Or has all his teeth.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I don't enjoy long walks on the beach but I do enjoy drinking heavily and not getting off my ass most days

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I'm convinced the guy on the Pringles containers is really just Mr. Monopoly in his prime

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I know the guy in the cutoff Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt is serious about this Chinese buffet because he just pulled his mullet into a ponytail.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    Don't judge me by my picture, judge me by the 4 pickles I ate out of the jar while standing in front of the open fridge in my underwear

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    Amazing how some men choose to wear super tight jeans when the option to not dress like a stupid asshole is available.

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  • robyn_vo
      Robyn Vo @robyn_vo

    I'm watching a movie with a guy, I'm gonna play it cool and take off my bra now so he doesn't have to struggle with it in ten minutes

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If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick.