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Apparently there are some people who aren't constantly thinking about sex. What a bunch of weirdos.
I'm sexually attracted to pizza.
If you can get a girl to smile while she says "I hate you", you can get away with a lot of shit with her. Like butt stuff.
right before cumming, oprah points back and forth between herself and stedman, yelling "YOU GET AN ORGASM, AND YOU GET AN ORGASM AND YOU G
Bill Gates is worth billions and doesn't wear a bluetooth. You fold sweaters part time at Old Navy. You can miss a phone call.
Yes I delete bad tweets. It's called being ashamed maybe you've heard of it