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Frankly, my dear, I *am* one of the damned #HalloweenMovieQuotes
Dear Diary: feeling inconsequential today, but that's not important.
Vermouth? You can't handle vermouth! #DrinkingAtTheMovies
Holy, crap, I'm surprised to see I'm closing in on 4,000 tweets. Only 3,950 of which discuss the number of tweets I've posted.
If I said thou had a nice bodice, would'st thou hold it against me? #MedievalPickUpLines
You had me at "Merlot"! #DrinkingAtTheMovies
Do They Know Its Isthmus? #GeographySongs
Dang. Made the coffee too strong again; everybody's talking in slow-motion and I can track light particles as they cross the room.
My native-American name is "Awkward Silence", followed by my sidekick: "Changes the Subject".
Every Which Way But Loose-leaf #BinderFilms
"Gonna wash that Moe right outta my hair" ~ Shempoo commercials
No Breaking Bad this week, considering sticking screwdriver in electrical socket for the shock-value... #DidNotThinkThisThrough
"I am SO into you!" - how parasites flirt
No use crying over spilled milk, unless you were already crying so hard you dropped the milk; in that case, get your shit together
#WhatKeepsMeAwakeAtNight is wondering how small does a cow have to be to make "condensed" milk?
Chitty-chitty, Kiss Kiss, Bang-bang #heythatstwofilms
"Repeat fifth-grade, you will..." ~ Yoda's English-teacher
...still can't figure out the difference between anti-intellectual and pro-stupid.