@margaretatwood "Timbit" is a unit of measure, though only useful if building Noah's Ark in Canada.

Frankly, my dear, I *am* one of the damned #HalloweenMovieQuotes

Dear Diary: feeling inconsequential today, but that's not important.

Vermouth? You can't handle vermouth! #DrinkingAtTheMovies

Holy, crap, I'm surprised to see I'm closing in on 4,000 tweets. Only 3,950 of which discuss the number of tweets I've posted.

If I said thou had a nice bodice, would'st thou hold it against me? #MedievalPickUpLines

You had me at "Merlot"! #DrinkingAtTheMovies

Do They Know Its Isthmus? #GeographySongs

Dang. Made the coffee too strong again; everybody's talking in slow-motion and I can track light particles as they cross the room.

My native-American name is "Awkward Silence", followed by my sidekick: "Changes the Subject".

Every Which Way But Loose-leaf #BinderFilms 

"Gonna wash that Moe right outta my hair" ~ Shempoo commercials

No Breaking Bad this week, considering sticking screwdriver in electrical socket for the shock-value... #DidNotThinkThisThrough

"I am SO into you!" - how parasites flirt

No use crying over spilled milk, unless you were already crying so hard you dropped the milk; in that case, get your shit together

#WhatKeepsMeAwakeAtNight is wondering how small does a cow have to be to make "condensed" milk?

Chitty-chitty, Kiss Kiss, Bang-bang #heythatstwofilms

NASCARgot #WhiteTrashGourmet

R.E.M.pathy #nicebands

"Repeat fifth-grade, you will..." ~ Yoda's English-teacher