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Up here in the mountains there is decidedly less tweet material. Namely, fewer stupid people doing stupid things.
Today was like trying to italicize a period.
Oh, and every time an author uses a tired cliche, a walrus gets a cavity. #HerEyesWereLikeAlmonds
Software engineer at Apigee, wandering the halls on my way to the principal's office.