Tonight my boyfriend tried dinuguan. a) I didn't force him and b) he didn't spit it out or run screaming. Both encouraged & delighted.

Twitter Consensus: Lena, go barefoot.

Cover letters are the worst. The most insincere form of communication ever.

I've finally seen a Molly Soda disciple in the wild. #thatsalotoflook

Joined the Y today, super psyched about it!

10am, guy in suit messy hair with pink eyes walk of shame. Either still drunk or he didn't realize the girl who took him home owns cats

So happy I got to see miss @saratea. Best!

"I don't need prep. It's called lube and moscato." #joeysays

Dear Travel Channel, I would not call Train "rock stars".

@lisacandrive OOH. Have you hung out with him socially? Ask to do something just the 2 of you, maybe? Then just put your boobs on him, duh

If y'all haven't seen this, you need to get up on it. OKCupid Enemies: http://t.co/6BPenDAC

There's really no need for music when your neighbors are blaring the "grown and sexy" R&B station.

Someone used the first line of a Crazytown song as his missed connection subject. This will not end well.

@saratea I know, right? Beards and chest hair forevs

Basically, after you turn 30 your life gets more awesome but your body starts falling apart.

Sometimes I refrain from tweeting things, because I'm pretty sure I'd sound like a Cathy cartoon, and that is the worst.

I'm so glad that's all over.

What's up, shower and clean bed? I'm pretty into you. Let's do this.

Dane Cook's not funny. People know that, right?

Ah, sanctimonious "I'm too busy being a designer to care about #1d4d" tweets. *barf* This is why everyone thinks we hate each other.