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Bad haircuts are like bad sex. You will let them finish but the whole time you're thinking "I'm never cumin here again"
No matter how far back you lean that seat, how high u put ur one hand on the steering wheel, you will never look cool driving a minivan.
My drinking has interfered with my drinking. I bet I could get a scholarship to a rehab. This is pro-level
Maybe the reason why we can't get pandas to mate in captivity is we keep picking the fugly ones for them to mate with?
Typo nazis on here can suk my dik
Tramp stamp collections are the only stamp collections I'm interested in
In my next life my profession will be 'Stunt cock'.
I don't understand why all these people in NY celebrate a 'ball dropping'. I had two drop YEARS ago
The worse you're outta shape=the worse your choice in clothes. Just saw a fat dude with 'your next meal' and an arrow pointing at his crotch
New to this 'twitter' experience. I'd ask for you to be gentle... but I'd be lying.