#nowplaying the @mtvindia Unplugged guitar. #Awesome

Somebody please call Aamir Khan and ask him to do a Satyameva Jayate episode on Petrol prices.

now thats a good enough explanation http://t.co/dJWFHLR0

Its not love or anything, but I think I like you too! :)

*youtube mode* RT if you are reading this in 2012

BEST. /4chan/ post. EVER!!! https://t.co/SRhJxkOl

*in my John Lennon voice* I once had a chocolate, or should I say, it once had me?!

Another day passes. Another tear falls. Another time you made me cry.

The Casual Vacancy dethrones 50 Shades of Grey from the number one spot on the bestsellers list. BEAT THAT SADISTS!

#LedZepMarathon. faith in humanity and tweeps = restored

This is awesome! #AgnipathKiShaadi

Using emoticons by @ha_shit #ThinBooks

half hour of trying to make hakka noodles, & struggle wid chilli vinegar, my grandma comments "Sasuraal me jake yahi khilaygi teri saas ko?"

Guy commented on sister's relationship status on facebook "Ek mahine me kitni baar change karegi? Monthly pass banva le sasta padega" #WIN

You cannot actually know a person completely, till you've added him on every social network there is!

Just homer being everything but homer http://t.co/gLvG8PwX via @9gag OMG THIS MADE MY SMILE :) :)

*goes offline and continues being awesome*

Any ideas on how I can clean up my !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅscreen?

#YouKnowYoure a jackass when you believe the #LiesPeopleTell

Pi's Lullaby from the movie Life of Pi is such a magnificent song!