if I have a son that becomes a phi delt some day, I will be a proud mother #phidelttuckins #goodnight

Lincoln is in theaters right now. Traditionally not the best place for him...

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose

maybe the reason why I’m single is I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

told my dad I did well on my test, he snapchats back wearing sunglasses and a caption that says "your futures so bright I gotta wear shades"

living in constant fear of being on @peopleofisu

people who care about football on a daily basis, continue with your facebook status's. girls who have watched 1 game with your bf, shutup..

rocked you like a hurriKANE #Blackhawks remain undefeated

in chemistry I use this thing called the guess and hope method.

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

we’ve made eye contact at least twice this month just date me already

Remember the first week of college when you thought you were going to work out and study and hang out and go to bed at 11

I just cannot pretend that Minnesotans calling duck duck goose "duck duck grey duck" is normal

facebook's all "what's on your mind?" and I'm all "Tim Riggins"

Taylor swift makes money for complaining, why can't I

CG is going to suck next year, it is worthless without Delzell. I owe the best four years of my life to him. South better appreciate him.

L-l-Lamborghini mercy yo chick she so thirsty #swerve

my homework strategy is called “leaving it till 2am and then crying”

i would rather read the itunes terms and conditions than go to class tomorrow

maybe I just have the worst sense of humor but gallon smashing videos never get old