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i finally figured out the "take me down to paradise city" is really code for "rape me in tijuana and dump my body in the rio grande".
After spending $600 on credit at IKEA I realize that I put my freedom on the line for a fucking rug and some candles.
nothing's more absurd than a reality t.v. star who's famous from a sex tape declining to answer a question as "too personal". #neverforget
I think it's time they officially renamed the fragrance "Drakkar Noir" to "Bro It's Best" #armohooker
Realizing that my defensive cock blocking is atrocious. I am definitely more of an offensive receiver. #fantasyfucking
Don't blame me. Blame my mother for naming me after a girl who ran off with a little gay boy every nite to fuck with pirates.#subversiveshit
there are men whose wives are so scary I want to just give them a hug.
There is nothing left to open. We are exposed to our cores.
I love it when stupid motherfuckers think I'm golly dang sweet but find out that my tongue is a silver needle pushing into their brains.
my greatest weapon is indifference.
it's true. i bite.
the dream chases me... not the other way around.
i'm so horny i'm starting to miss my stalker.