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  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    I just told Juan Valdez to take the morning off. Looks like you'll be pulling a double shift today, Jim Beam.

    • 39
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    KuraFireBillMc7missingblakeslafixRousingSunshine__oozoa____________prettyunsuretwinch
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    ThrowbackTweets
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Leave the hookers alone, dude, and get your ass to your philosophy class. Never put the whores before Decartes.

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    BillMc7lafixGirlDetectivemysticsavageoenin____________PunkRockiestevewhitakerdavio1962
    • 12
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    mysticsavagerhymeswithchaoszombiepal__BrokenBroken111__kenjeycargeauxlisalishticfaultypancake________
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Clicking the Twitter "remember me" button is the new "Push Button for Signal" at the crosswalk.

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    missingblakesmysticsavagebedheadblonde____MissAmbiguousyodelmachinebyx______________Ian_Wrightsween
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, I <3 your 17" MacBook, and your twitter avatar, too. #nerdpickuplines

    • 16
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    badkitty_gunnarhafdalsummersumzlafixbedheadblonde____SarahInMIhotheadredmutantreptile
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    dokalanyibdotdubgunnarhafdal
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Introduced myself to the pretty new neighbor. And by "introduced myself" I mean "blocked her driveway so she had to ask me to move my car."

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    KuraFireelizabiteHellalafixtimoteee____________mysticsavagebedheadblonde____ravenlll__________
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Dude, reading Wikipedia so that you can win trivia night at the pub does NOT count as "studying for the bar". Puh-lease.

    • 17
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    paulblandmysticsavageoenin____________disinhibited_____burwellGoNowGochatblancskurveydawg
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    My newest superpower? Making the phone ring by filling my mouth with toothpaste.

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    missingblakeslafixmysticsavageoenin____________superduperjesbedheadblonde____MissAmbiguousrememberknow______
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Making a pot of coffee so I can start getting ready to go out and have coffee. Hello, Monday.

    • 14
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    bedheadblonde____GoNowGonavitroniclisarahmatTrick_or_tweetbyx______________mayjahsupa
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Christian Bales' drapes don't even match the drapes.

    • 8
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    peachcherubclapifyoulikemeStereoForBrainstheresa_laurenGirlDetectivethedayhascomeCourtneyReimerivegotzooms
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    CrashTheAndys__JesseWellernilsillyloustejskalCourtneyReimer
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    One day Twitter will realize she's been everyone's back-up plan, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    anti_heroinegatsby_livesBlue_CrabcleapowyodelmachinebestgirlbettyJeeNeeBeeladawn
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    HOCKEY IS SO MUCH MORE FUN SINCE THEY INVENTED THE INTERNET.

    • 13
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    lafixPunkRockietheresa_laurenbillygoatmikemorrowKallisuperduperjesstookey_girl
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Gain a job, lose 6 followers. I'm either funnier when I'm broke, or you people just enjoy watching me slowly starve.

    • 13
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    missingblakesmysticsavagebedheadblonde____kellyjferryadamisacsonBadGopherclapifyoulikemeeatfoss
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Don't look now guys, but @topherchris just added "MySQL for Dummies" to his Amazon wishlist.

    • 12
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    CosaMostroPenLlawendavio1962redlacegypsyjkubicekGorillaSushimikemorrowpotjie
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    [smug comment denigrating someone's heartfelt post, without actually referencing the poster]

    • 12
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    linanneblacktoosweet4rnr______chatblancdadaoistcleapowlmcg_ecalifmomdoo_over
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    I JUST PULLED A MUSCLE IN MY SHOULDER ADJUSTING MY SLANKET AND THERE IS NOBODY HERE TO GET THE CHOCOLATE DONUTS ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE FOR ME

    • 12
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    colonellilestouristheadpigstubs__SistaCrumpetOneSmallFireAuntMarvelTrick_or_tweetstacey727
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    You guys know that you need to use a condiment, right?

    • 12
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    bedheadblonde____justinjewellDDDBU____________AuntMarvelJeeNeeBeemagashi1121OneSmallFirepeachcherub
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    Being head over heels for someone appears to have a detrimental effect on my ability to write snarky and/or smartass tweets. Who knew?

    • 12
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    mysticsavageSpinchange_______davio1962jharlotgrossefemmeImAVeronicamojomaywood____ChiNurse
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    I like my bourbon like I like my females: 16 years old and all mixed up with coke. (495)

    • 12
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    toplessmama______d4rks31dTunanoodleresidentmoron____chucksensetoldorknownungracefulFanEffingTastic
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    It's like millions of Chick-fil-A customers all cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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    redlacegypsySnarkToastasparagus_thiefblakespotGirlDetectiveprofwhitakergoldengateblonddrivewaydranker
    • 2
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    profwhitakerJohn_M15
  • ronbailey
      ronbailey @ronbailey

    The greatest trick the devil ever played was making everyone think we voted a progressive to the White House.

    • 11
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    CosaMostro_1984mzeldFanEffingTastickattcalls________Yayalmcg_eredlacegypsy
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