@rondicasmith's (Veronica) most faved Tweets...
Just when you think people can not get any more stupid, the mint green hummer rolls up and whispers "guess again, bitch."
Just had the best typo "husbang." Cause you know, he's my husband and well, you can see where this is heading.
Orthodontist today, jury duty tomorrow, can't believe I didn't schedule a pap smear to end the week with a bang.
Who knows how to part-tay?
Who knows how to part-tay?
This guy in front of me is driving like an idiot. It's nearly impossible to drive, tweet and watch him. Nearly. As hazardously.
Did Obama mention anything important? Like who Michelle is wearing or something else we really need to know??
Dear coworker: shut the fuck up. Seriously. I think my ears are bleeding. I can't believe you are still yammering on. Really? Still? Shut up
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Listen day, I will fucking have your head. Let's turn this bitch around while it's still early enough to save it.
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Is this really all there is? We live, we die and somewhere in the middle we have nice sheets? What's it all about?
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Didn't know why a group of boys was giggling at us. When we left they yelled "bye Harry Potter!!" Unrelated @joeschmittlookslikeharrypotter.
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Competitive-eater compares his plight to the civil rights movement. Really? Rosa Parks called, she hopes you choke to death on that hot dog.
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Just spent 20 minutes searching for my car key until it dawned on me the mechanic probably needed it to work on my car. As ridiculously.
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