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Why am I still wearing pants?
Jesus died from dubstep.
man, even the good reviews of TRON: Legacy are bad =/ http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10011582-TRON_legacy/ #fb
Some mornings I just want to stay in the shower forever.
Hmm… buy groceries? Or get Taco Bell? … Taco Bell.
tried to scroll to see more info on someone's twitter background, and then i remembered that informational twitter backgrounds are stupid.
Coworker asked if I had heard of Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, so I showed him my 10 year old Gimme Gimmes hoodie.
Kids, drop out of school. Cuz I'd rather not leave the house 10 minutes earlier to avoid the traffic you cause in the morning.
I made a lot of bad decisions last night, but the worst one by far had to have been that strawberry malt.
When my free time is gone would you promise me this that you will please bury me with it.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray The Lord of Poop doesn’t make me wake up in the middle of the night to have a big poop.
Way too many people drive while wearing headphones/earbuds. Such a terrible idea. =(
“I’m gonna touch that motherfucker; I like feeling weird ass bones!”
"now reach out with the force and GRIP that destroyer!" that's what she said