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my friend just came out of the closet, not as a gay guy, but a magician...I dont think I can hang with him no more.
making a woman laugh is like giving her a rated G orgasm
In a one-night stand, women always say the same thing before sexy time, Im goin to the bathroom to freshen up AKA wash my crotch in the sink
If you shove a filipino guys face into a corner, his nose allows him to press his face into that corner closer than any other nose #ladies
comics that heckle other comics usually aren't comics, its the same thing as the homeless yelling at ppl who have jobs
This is creepy.The teen working at Pinkberry ask what size frozen yogurt I wanted n I looked at her n said A-cup..then said shit n just ran
btw, make sure you dont mix up your search box with your status box, for a split second your friends could see who you're creeping
It felt weird watchin great white actors say the n-word many times in D'Jango.They could've made it more comfortable for us by castin Kramer
I always get booked in colleges that never accepted me
never trust a girl who during sex says, "ok, now check THIS out"
If you put on your status " I killed on stage" you might as well put " I'm famous" too
if your bit burns 50 calories, you're trying too hard
Stand-up comedy is a one-sided conversation/relationship w/audience.Ur w/ a hilariously abusive,self-indulgent,self-centred,parter for 45min