Only in india Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors.

This is how rain looks like if u r in the air ;) http://t.co/9KR7pLJT

@piersmorgan they should do it for not winning anything for 8 long years 😜 #tears4piers

Watch @siddhanthkapoor in  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJQQhxcLiBE … (deleted scene from Shootout at Wadala rated A). #superstar !!! Congrats buddy.

@altcricket de kock left a white steyn on pune's hopes 😜 #ipl

@rioferdy5 @piersmorgan hahaha #Tears4Piers

@fizzer18 hi can u post a group pic of all the former greats including you. Man U forever #manusupporterfromindia

RvP: I have to say a big thank you to Paul Scholes. When he came on, every single pass he hit was the right one. - #MUFC #satnav scholes

question for you young lads that wear skinny-jeans...where do you put your wallet, your keys and your balls? #importantkoschen

Vicky donor now available online on http://t.co/6KlpiyfZ enjoy the beautiful album #vickydonor @akshayverma24 @ayushmannk @sunidhichauhan5

“@goddamittt: Gangs of women raping men in Zimbabwe. For sperm collecting rituals. Guess Vicky Donor released early there!”

Today is the Ides of March. Caesar was told beware today, but fatally ignored. What advice are you ignoring?

Inside every used condom lies wasted TRPs of some cartoon Chanel