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Derek Acorah involved in car crash? He should've *removes shades* seen it coming. I'll explain. *perches on desk* You see, Mr Acorah is famo
Can y'all spell out for me what it is you thought Madiba might do "unforgivingly"/"vengefully" such that when he didn't, you were inspired?
The Sedan chair was first named by cockneys.
"If I am to leave a legacy, let it be this: that white people should argue about my legacy forever more on the internet." - Nelson Mandela
Every story has a small, a medium, and a large.
CRIMER: Its begineing To looke a lot... (puts on sunglasses) ..liek Crimesmas
The BBC interrupt Mrs Brown's Boys to break the news of Mandela's death. Ending the suffering of millions even after his death. Legend.
"Any advice on how to approach trade negotiations with China, Mr Cameron?" "Walk softly and carry a pig's dick"
favourite book? the bible. oh sorry thought u meant favourite book 2 fart on
"What? It stands for "Bi, Ally, Trans, Gay, Intersex, [queer] and Lesbian." What? No we did NOT back-engineer it from 'batgirl'! WHAT?"
Yeah for Prouvost!! "The Turner Prize is Naked" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-25175225 …
Imagine being a teacher and not adding bizarre lies to the Wikipedia page about that day's homework subject.
Papa Bear's bed is too hard, Mama Bear's bed is too soft, but Procrustes Bear's bed is just right.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Fuck.
"Dinner is served"? Are you using the passive voice because you don't want to be held responsible?
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best made-up headline ever, by chris morris i think:
FULL APOLOGY FROM INFERNO VICTIMS TO MAN WHO "LOOKED LIKE FIRE ESCAPE"
Wow Nigella took cocaine? Well that definitely means all acts of violence towards her are legal. Oh wait they are still illegal sorry
interesting essay on post internet poetics in which I receive an unfair amount of attention : - ) http://sabotagereviews.com/2013/11/26/kim-kardashians-marriage-by-sam-riviere/ …
Now the poet, he nothing affirmeth, and therefore never lieth.