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Sen. Graham's quote of the day, "The President is selling something people aren't buying. He's been on everything, but The Food 'Channel'."
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SuburbanSecretsMrBigFistsdesirousgoddessMODATTheUserPoolSammyLikesYou
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In Berkeley, where it's Spare the Air Day—take public transit.
Her: What happens if you drive?
Me: They take away your Obama bumper sticker.
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DieLaughingMrBigFistsdesirousgoddessMODATTheUserPoolSammyLikesYou
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This is my Birdhouse. There are many like it, but this one has taken "fashionably late" to a rediculous extreme.
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DieLaughingMrBigFistsdesirousgoddessTheUserPoolMODAT
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And to think, when my mother friended me I feared she'd be the one learning too much about me via facebook, not vice-versa
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sucittaMSammyLikesYoujudiwofsybehindyourback
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Her: Will you quit talking about how you're farting!
Him: You're the one keeps bringing it up; I'm just letting it go.
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kimproperMODATjoeschmittSammyLikesYou
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Haitian man found alive in rumble after 11 days survived by drinking beer & soda and eating cookies.

Sounds like my entire undergrad life.
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DieLaughingSuburbanSecrets
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This is my Brizzly. There are many others, but none are more brizzled.
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JeeNeeBeeTrick_or_tweet
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.@facebook, thanks for the heads up on my mom's preferred undergarment color.
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JeeNeeBeesucittaM
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Day 2 of quitting smoking: I feel like this would be a lot more enjoyable if I could have a cigarette…
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JeeNeeBeejoeschmitt
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@Favstar it_'_s ok. you_'_re from New Zealand, we_'_ll cut you some slack seeing as how English isn_'_t your first language
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FavstarStillDrew
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@gruber while I would like to dose this poster in kerosene, I bet it's something you'd really enjoy: http://twitpic.com/ne0h3
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gruberMrBigFists
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@Favstar cont'd: the site is all about favs. if you're RT'ing you like it amirite? You don't want it fav'd? Uh, ever hear of copy/paste?
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benmarvinMrBigFists
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The best thing about a 3 day weekend is getting really sick in the middle of it.

#sympathytweet
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thejohnblogMrBigFists
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In light of the following my dinner was a 7 course meal: "Serving Size: 2 cookies."

Related: welcome aboard, Mon-Wed's DV of saturated fat
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kikipediajoeschmitt
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sprinted a block & a half to catch the #MBTA 86. As I climbed aboard driver said, "Nice hustle" (no butt pat though).
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wickedjaciMODAT
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almost an entire half of the #Confed Cup and I'm still confused as to why there is grass on the field in the "Brazilian box"
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kikipediaMODAT
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Reading the lips of the Canadian hockey players as they shake hands:

"Sorry. So, Sorry. Really, very sorry about this."
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wifeoftj
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@DieLaughing RIP my pants on.
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DieLaughing
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@plaid_lemur wait just one minute here, you're not James Gandolfini!

UNFOLLOW!
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plaid_lemur
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@plaid_lemur in that case, you should set your under sea friends up with @rejecter's friend: http://twitter.com/rejecter/status/7600166451
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