@drance @gruber That's the discipline.

“One of the reasons I’m happy Android is around — it’s helping keep malware off my iPhone.” – @skoda /via @benjaminbrooks

@joshmalina On reading "my sister," 1st thought: Elsie Snuffin. 2nd thought: "Dear Louise…"

@rupertmurdoch Here (spoiler: they hate it):
http://t.co/rlLqdUJw
http://t.co/9DsTN0et
http://t.co/2RNo4WtM
http://t.co/1vOM4DEt

@sawks @mrgan or O.D.B/GYN?

@susanorlean Ha! Great typo. Obviously should read "Flies" not "Files"

@stefanjbecket Narrowly beat out this one:  http://twitpic.com/cn4ong 

@gruber Also: no one could find Lazenby’s phone number.

Not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.

@marcoarment I was going to buy you one but they don’t have an all-wheel drive version.

@daisy I know not intentionally, but I’m sure you’ll get a lot of angry responses. Good for you for being honest about your views.

Instagram of the day MT @clint: Biden bursts into FL Field Office with Dunkin Donuts + coffee, wearing aviators:  http://instagram.com/p/RAruBtmwwS/ 

@gruber Is AllThingsD now out of the penalty box? cc: @dfstyleguide

@pourmecoffee The Internet really is a series of tubes, apparently

@snarkyatlaw Super insensitive and ignorant. People with pumps usually have Type 1 Diabetes which is genetic, not diet-related.

@danfrakes When that tweet debuted, you were widely criticized for being an Apple apologist. Now its thoughtful argument seems “obvious.”

@amaeryllis If you were immune you wouldn’t be strong. Courage is not a lack of fear, it is being afraid and overcoming it. Keep killing it.

@anildash @heilemann Is it ok to not want to see tweets from spambots? How about “corporate partners”?

@rascouet Thanks! More like this please. @eveningedition has quickly become my favorite news source. Keep up the great work!

@jonlovett Betteridge’s Law: http://t.co/gX0Hyefz