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“Wait, what happened? I missed the beginning of this. What’s everyone talking about?” — me on Twitter every day.
If Twitter have reset my password and invalidated my session tokens, like their email said, how have I posted this?
I take back my memorialising of Patrick Moore. He was apparently a misogynist and a homophobe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Moore#Activism_and_political_beliefs …
Who has two thumbs and doesn't realise visual jokes don't work if you can't see him? This guy!
I’m the octomom of food babies.
Decided I could deal with instability, so installed iOS 6 on my iPhone 4. Now have an iPhone-shaped brick. That’s actually perfectly stable.
So, how is everyone in Ireland right now? I'm in a pub drinking alcohol, which I must say is a little nicer than Catholic oppression.
Morality and grammar are the same: you do whatever feels right to you, and only resort to rules to prove someone else is wrong.
Someone mixed Corn Flakes in with the Special K. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone.
I keep forgetting Christian Bale is still alive.
You’ve reached the Rory hotline. Here are some words that rhyme with Rory: gory, story, allegory, Montessori…
I should have just gone to bed without looking at Twitter. :/
My plan for dinner was to try a new recipe, screw it up completely, and resort to yesterday's leftovers. Nailed it.
Irishman in London. Googler. Physicist by training; software engineer by profession. Skeptic and liberal by nature. Film blogger.