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Morality and grammar are the same: you do whatever feels right to you, and only resort to rules to prove someone else is wrong.
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Someone mixed Corn Flakes in with the Special K. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone.
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You know the recession is hitting hard when people start suggesting Google Street View as a holiday destination.
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Hello phone companies. I have money; you have internets. If you weren't so brain dead we'd have made a deal by now. Call me. Oh, you can't.
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I'm the annoying guy who puts an empty crisp packet on the shop counter saying, "take for those too".
Only with aspirin.
Only with aspirin.
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"I know my church readings are a bit inappropriate, but I use Mass to disseminate my Angel/Giles slash fiction so it makes sense."
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Discovered a show called Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I'd watch Keeping Up with the Cardasians.
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Plan for this evening: complain about all the cheese in the local super-market. "All of this milk is off!"
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Missed opportunity of the week: a Johnny Depp lookalike at a maritime festival *not* dressed as a pirate.
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