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My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
Some interesting facts I learned at the children's museum, lightning bugs are actually beetles and I hate children.
That belt really highlights where your waist would be if you had any self control.
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
Jesus might love me but my girlfriend gives me blowjobs so religion is stupid.
This oatmeal tastes just like bacon because I threw it away and I'm eating bacon.
My stars aren't sticking on Favrd. This is such bullshit. They should just shut that site down.
The more of these social networks I join, the more I hate you people.
She said if I buy the batteries and don't talk until she is finished, I can take credit for the orgasm.
My girlfriend gives the best back rubs; the kind where she uses her mouth on my dick.
Good morning beautiful breasts of my neighbor. How did you get inside these binoculars?
I figure I have two good years before my son figures out that I'm an asshole.
If I star her tweet about our relationship problems, thats the same as an apology right?
Why do they call it a happy meal if it tastes like depression.
The person I want to be is always overruled by the person I actually am.
If loving her this way is wrong, I sure hope she doesn't wake up.
We met last week at Gymboree. My kid kept hitting yours with that stick. I felt a connection. I wrote my number on your toddler. Call me.
A kid was hitting me with his toy for 15 minutes. I would never hurt a child but I was impressed how well his mom took a punch to the face.
A wise man once said, Sorry honey I am wrong.
This cab driver thinks I don't notice him taking the long way. I don't mind because I don't have any money anyway.
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