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This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of making money at a Car Wash.
They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign.
They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign.
Oh, Saturday morning Scooby Doo. Without you entertaining the kids I would never get the chance to guilt their mom into having sex with me.
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My dude just shambled in from last night.
He reeks of whiskey-based decisions and scantily-clad women named Amber or Lexus.
He reeks of whiskey-based decisions and scantily-clad women named Amber or Lexus.
Jesse James's hussy clarified her "W" "P" tattoos stand for Wet Pussy, not White Power. Weird. I just put my vagina updates on a t-shirt.
Something something "took him behind Razzle's Car Wash and beat the hell out if him" something "left for dead" something "my baby Daddy."
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I'd care about this baby shower if babies cared about me having sex w/ Johnny Depp. But babies hate Johnny Depp, 'cause babies are assholes.
Donald Trump is endorsing a mattress collection for Gardner-White. Next on his list: a collection of thin, unattractive rugs.
Dear abiility to sleep all the way through without waking repeatedly: I miss you. I love you. Please come home. Love, ahtitan
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Dear World, I apologize on behalf of this airport for the multitude of pink velour sweatsuits that will soon be landing in your countries.
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I met the love of my life along time ago & didnt realize it... I love you beer. Thnxs for always being there for me
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Just saw a movie about the history of girls. Well, it was actually just 14 photos on a fridge, but it was still pretty good.
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I'm thinking these shots of Robitussin CF with a beer-back might catch on as a thing. Also, colors.
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Guys, I'd like you all to meet my new best friend- everyone, this is tequila. Tequila, this is everyone.
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