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You suck and my dick isn't even involved.
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Apparently real men take off their shirts at the children's playground.
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Holy Shit Fuck You Crazy Internet People.
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I can think of three reasons why I would enjoy being awake but none of them apply here.
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This morning just tried to put a square peg in my round hole.
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If I judged you by your tweets, I wouldn't follow many of you. Luckily I factor in the pictures of your breasts you send me.
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It’s only after I break something that someone wants to make an effort to give me credit. http://tumblr.com/xzy7iklza
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I'm Feeling Completely Inappropriate http://tumblr.com/xzy7i5qmi
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I have to get up early tomorrow so I better start drinking.
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I keep refreshing but Foursquare isn't showing Drunken Depression as a location for me to check in.
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I didn't mean to have sex with your sister. I thought it was your Mom.
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My life is a Mad Lib written by a bitter scorned woman.
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If I'm drinking Smart Water, how come I haven't dumped you yet?
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Apparently having your son ask women if they go both ways is one of those things bad parents do.
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I can't seem to unlock the secret to her orgasm but these badges on FourSquare are satisfaction enough.
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I only star your tweets so you don't find me under your bed.
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Showing @sarkastickunt my web 2.0. #sxsw
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The things you did with that cucumber in college doesn't make you a vegetarian.
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I looked at her and said, With this ring I thee wed, but supposedly a cock ring doesn't count.
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I thought of a funny masturbation tweet but that seemed predictable so I made up this blowjob tweet instead.
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