i found out there's a place in vietnam called "dang son" and i can't stop laughing

reminder that people die in coal mines to power the computers from which we accuse celebrities of wearing diapers

my dirtsona is silt. my hobbies include lying in riverbeds and eroding

the animal troller. *pets cat backwards* u mad bro? u mad?

i want a hamburger and to die

i'm at a coffeeshop and i just heard a girl describe something she did on tumblr as "epic trollface dot jay-pig"

my fetish? the anthropomorphic "dirty" girls from the swiffer commercials. i've got a lust for dust

hey geico, a pig can't use a touch screen because you can't read capacitance through hooves. commercial debunked

i'm playing pokemon on the toilet and i don't care who knows it. except maybe girls

earlier i was on the toilet and my cat was in his litter box and we had a moment where we looked at each other and were poop buddies

@rumsfeldoffice go take a solo walk around baghdad and let them show you how much they appreciate you

a man points out another's racism, but it turns out that he's the real racist #updatedtwilightzone

i'm watching a porn video titled "lady fucks werewolf to death". there appears to be a real animal carcass at the beginning

get fucked huffpost pic.twitter.com/qQKJoBxB

.@sarahpalinusa cool it, ya turkey!!

guy lays an egg, inside of which is a smaller version of himself, which he fucks #updatedtwilightzone

http://t.co/SrbnzxxZ sigh

i hope they cancel family guy because of this

@realdonaldtrump you're a bad and dumb person with a big stupid butt and you smell bad and should feel bad

i'm pwning my noob cat by playing the drums on his fat gut