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i found out there's a place in vietnam called "dang son" and i can't stop laughing
reminder that people die in coal mines to power the computers from which we accuse celebrities of wearing diapers
my dirtsona is silt. my hobbies include lying in riverbeds and eroding
the animal troller. *pets cat backwards* u mad bro? u mad?
i want a hamburger and to die
i'm at a coffeeshop and i just heard a girl describe something she did on tumblr as "epic trollface dot jay-pig"
my fetish? the anthropomorphic "dirty" girls from the swiffer commercials. i've got a lust for dust
hey geico, a pig can't use a touch screen because you can't read capacitance through hooves. commercial debunked
i'm playing pokemon on the toilet and i don't care who knows it. except maybe girls
earlier i was on the toilet and my cat was in his litter box and we had a moment where we looked at each other and were poop buddies
i'm watching a porn video titled "lady fucks werewolf to death". there appears to be a real animal carcass at the beginning
i hope they cancel family guy because of this
i'm pwning my noob cat by playing the drums on his fat gut
née buffnbeefy https://twitter.com/#!/Horse_ebooks/status/158704860215259136