My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked.

I will never judge a person based on race, religion, or sexual preference. I will judge them based on being an asshole, though.

Web MD is hypochondriac porn.

When you finally realize your own self worth your tolerance for bullshit reaches an all time low.

Crazy is trying to make sense of someone else's insanity.

Fuck being wanted, I want to be craved.

I have always gravitated towards the abused souls. Maybe I am damaged. Maybe I want to help. Maybe I just don't believe in lost causes.

How we treat others while in their weakest state is what truly defines us as people.

Being trapped inside of one's own mind can be the worst form of incarceration.

When I first started twitter I was going to just play a role and entertain. What I ended up doing was finding who I really was again.

It's a wonderful thing, when someone has seen us from every angle and still loves every bit.

You know who I respect? People that earn it, not expect it.

Don't cover up your flaws. There's someone out there looking for your brand of damaged.

Just because I am a strong person does not mean I will let you test my limits.

Does this penis make my legs look small?

I wish I could fuck up a little at a time like a normal person. I seem to save it all up until the fuck up reaches monumental proportions.

The moment I am made to feel like an inconvenience is the same moment I am no longer one.

Look closely enough and you can see the weight of life projected from a persons eyes. Pain and tragedy are forever etched in the soul.

It's odd how someone can drive us so crazy but once they are gone, all we can remember is the laughter, warmth, and peace.

The most dangerous games are the ones you are not even aware you're playing.