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booty so big got me like "what am I gonna do with it when it dies?"
doc says i have at most 6 months until i’m basic
What if someone actually kept it real
EAT THIS DAD! [puts on Michael Jackson’s “Black or White” very loud]
you guys i think we can all agree that there’s something special about me specifically
RT If you continued delivering your impassioned closing argument even after the judge admonished you to “get to the point, counselor”.
TO WHOEVER ENDS UP PLAYING ME IN MY BIOPIC: At least you won’t have to lose weight for the role! lol
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raisins man wow. grapes that we eat long, long after it looks like we should.
Are you a cool person? Well then don’t make me guess, wear a beanie!
props to mankind for discovering new & inventive ways to use boobs to sell apps & stuff. keep up the good work guys! still so much to do!
back in my day you used to have to wait for the drop
Today, consider giving the gift of a beautiful rendition of the last song you heard by whistling a short portion of it repeatedly for hours.
Earlier today, in a maneuver that can only be described as “very cool”, I pet two dogs at the same time.
For Valentine’s Day, I’m getting my special lady a romantic synth solo.
POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL
What’s fucked up is that those WERE the droids they were looking for.
Looking to sell my sand dollar collection. DM me for details. Thanks, Jason.
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