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  • roysdon
     
    Jason @roysdon

    @gregcorby I AM BECOME THE INTERNET AND IT FEELS GREAT

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    gregcorby
  • roysdon
     
    Jason @roysdon

    @gregcorby DO PEOPLE WEAR WATCHES ANYMORE? MAYBE IF THEY WERE FREE.

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    roysdon
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    Meanwhile, Isis plummets to the bottom of the list of “Hottest Baby Names of 2014” much to the chagrin of Connor and Amanda.

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    GOLisi
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    dallinv
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    While you’re updating that app, let me take a second to tell you about an “app” that never needs to be updated: it’s called The Holy Bible.

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    thisisvandieMitch_ClarksonDavemcsweenonethinlinekyleveAvatar_unknown_48
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    • RETWEET
    Avatar_unknown_48
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    I'm thinking it's time to get into tech

    • 1
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    thisisvandie
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    Totally cool dude possessed by bearded overweight demon seeking beautiful young aerobics instructor to perform Jazzercism. Must love excuses

    • 3
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    thisisvandieonethinlineAvatar_unknown_48
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    thisisvandie
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    Starting a new diet where I only eat food sold in parlors

    • 2
    • FAVS
    DavemcsweenAvatar_unknown_48
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    “Boooooo” -the ghost who haunts your dorm when you say you’re going to hang with your gf instead of doing jägerbombs and playing video games

    • 1
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    g_sars
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    f/m/k: Fuck Bone, marry Harmony, kill Thugs

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    GregDorrisGOLisiRoyalPineapple
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    pattheflip
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    Terminator 2: Judgement Day is overrated. An R just because we see one of the terminators butts? Shoulda been PG-13. Total Recall had 3 tits

    • 4
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    GregDorrisGOLisiDavemcsweenonethinline
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    Young people threaten me. Nightly. "We'll cut you", ominously, brandishing their shiny new blades. "Until you're obsolete", they promise.

    • 1
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    GregDorris
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    All of my biggest fears involve spiders:
    -asking spider to prom
    -giving big spider presentation
    -trapped in elevator w/spiders
    -big spiders

    • 7
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    GOLisithisisvandieDavemcsweeng_sarsalexhshelleygraceuonethinline
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    thisisvandie
  • roysdon
     
    Jason @roysdon

    @briangaar RPG elements? Blech!

    • 3
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    DavemcsweenBrandonElzbybriangaar
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    briangaar
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    Whenever I see a woman driving a car and a man in the passenger seat I'm like, "nice".

    • 2
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    thisisvandieSamGoneWiles
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    .@xboxsupport My kid bro turned off the console while the “Now Saving” icon was on-screen and this is what happened? pic.twitter.com/AQe4La3Dcv

    • 2
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    dave_thomasonDavemcsween
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    What Is My Hair Doing? (And Other Unanswerable Questions)

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    Avatar_unknown_48
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    Don’t stare directly at the sun unless you know you can win.

    • 4
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    DavemcsweenthisisvandieshelleygraceutheDanLawler
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    nickzitlin
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when they decided on the name "Jabbawockeez"

    • 1
    • FAV
    GOLisi
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    dude in the stall next to me peeing so hard it leads me to believe that a urinal cake probably murdered his parents

    • 5
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    DavemcsweentheDanLawlerkeihanimusicGOLisialexh
  • roysdon
      Jason @roysdon

    “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!” [Thelma and Louise drive DeLorean off of cliff much to Doc’s chagrin]

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    theDanLawlerAvatar_unknown_48
@roysdon

@roysdon

Looking to sell my sand dollar collection. DM me for details. Thanks, Jason.