i think the cat does morning right: eat your breakfast, then crawl under the bed until lunch time.

personally i think the United States needs to get back to basics: drugs, sex, rock & roll.

one door closes... and then... you find yourself locked in with no escape. that's reality.

For 30 days the guitar & amp could be returned. Now it can't be returned and I don't care about it. This means I shouldn't get married.

One thing AT&T doesn't screw up: Email bill notification & website payments.

i haven't come up with even one creative, witty tweet all day. and this isn't one either. sorry.

Last time I was on a plane was in '06. Do I need to wear clothes to check in?

I'm lonely and terribly depressed, but don't mind me - just tweet on.

omg! I got a few more stars! I haz starz therefore i exist!

the weekend is off to a really great start when it's not even 6 pm and i've all ready dm'ed myself by mistake.

if you think you can't fuck-up a Mac, just let me have it for the day.

I grow weary of this planet. When do we return to Transylvania?

My 3 biggest mistakes: Wife who didn't love me, moving to Charleston, getting a cat.

Still here,

Can I buy a good star-worthy tweet? I can't seem to come up with 1 on my own.

i've stayed away from vampires in books, film, and graveyards for a couple of weeks now but i'm just dying to go back to them.

I haz buttermilk Eggos and chocolate chip Eggos. I win! I win!

this morning was last trip to Walmart/Target/etc. until 2010. It just gets too crazy and I don't even have enough drugs.

i'm using twitter with my pants on: which puts me in the minority of twitter users & that's the butt-naked truth

Once again after strenuous exercise I still find myself alive :(